Noooo, it's not like that! I'd never even seen a real cat before I got here. To be fair... I still haven't! But half the people I meet have cat ears and it -- it's cute. You've met Sir Crescendo, haven't you? He's adorable! I want to meet all the adorable cat people but I was told to watch out for the scary cat eared person on Rose and I'm secretly sad about it because I. I want to pet someone's cat ears.

They look soft.